Election 2012: Chaos

Attention Texans: This is a memo from the U.S. Court System. We understand that your State Constitution requires you to hold an election in 2012. You brought this to our attention via multiple lawsuits over maps drawn by the Texas Legislature in 2011. We know that it is a Federal law that requires you to […]

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The National Yell Leader

Our illustrious Governor has learned a hard lesson this year. Much like his alma mater where he was a Yell Leader, he has experienced that winning is not everything. His charm could only carry him so far on the national stage. He started off his Presidential campaign with such a suave launch. Looking as though […]

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A Letter to Male Politicians

Dear Gentlemen: If you plan to seek public office, please be sure to check your sexual behavior. We really don’t appreciate histories of sexual harassment and we are particularly offended by candidates who claim to be righteous but reveal that they have cheated on their wives for years. The American public has grown less and […]

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A Rare Appointment and County 101

County government is one of those entities that few people understand and even fewer people notice. If one mentions the “County Judge”, it usually requires an explanation that “no, he’s not a Judge but the County Executive.” Every county in the State of Texas has one County Judge and four County Commissioners. It doesn’t matter […]

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Hurricane Perry

Throughout his many campaigns, Texas Governor Rick Perry has only had a couple of really tough races. Even those elections carried him forward on a surging tide of Republican strength. In the 2010 Governor’s race, he refused to debate Bill White. It was believed that he did not want to give that much exposure to […]

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Jerry and Jolanda

The Monday Ponderings discussed scandals and investigations that are sweeping throughout Houston. That very day, Commissioner Jerry Eversole submitted his resignation as County Commissioner for Precinct 4. A long-time FBI investigation and a pending trial likely contributed to his departure. The timing of the resignation allows County Judge Ed Emmett to appoint his successor. Political […]

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